Cyber whores?UNITE!!
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-09 13:05:06
(DISCLAIMER: The following affix is destined to be completely retarded in no way hilarious or witty and probably not interesting in any way. I am already ashamed.)
Because it is NaBloPoMo and I take my membership (#5144 do by!) seriously here I am submitting my entry for the day. It is “late” –note: the current measure is 10:41 pm pacific time–and while I would much rather act until the writer’s juices are flowing before I affix again. I don’t think I could live with myself if I didn’t submit
Besides then my communicate “stats” would suffer and my rapidly expanding audience of readers (um yeah…that means you fellow blog junkie that stumbled upon this affix randomly while running a tag search for “whores”) may dwindle in the absence of nothing new to read.
Tonight. I posed a hypothetical question to one of my roommates. My query was thus: if you pay ungodly amounts of time on the articulate in lie of the television you’re considered a “Couch Potato”. So if you sit for hours on end surfing the Internet and blogging what does that make you? Is that comfort a “Couch Potato” change surface if there’s no television involved? What if you’re sitting at a desk or (as I am) in your bed with your laptop on your knees…”Desk Potato”? “Bed Potato”? Is there a term for one hypnotized by the glow of the computer screen who can’t bequeath the last time she blinked? My roommate’s response: “Yeah. Cyber Whores.”
And so my eyes blurry and glazed over with exhaustion my continue nodding ever closer to my chest. I am desperate for the creative juices to be stirred in me once more. I let out my rally cry: CYBER WHORES. UNITE!!!
I like the disclaimer - exactly the opposite of what you wanted it to be or thought it to be but then the bigger truth is that its actually just not true. The post makes a lotta sense - anywhich way the reader looks at it.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://version2pt0.wordpress.com/2007/11/13/cyber-whoresunite/
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