come up technically you can go across express lines and buy toys in Georgia and Tennessee and carry them home. But the Alabama Legislature in its infinite wisdom and in the animate of protecting citizens from moral turpitude a while approve banned the sale of toys (or "marital aids" as some lawmakers coyly label them).
Today the U. S. Supreme Court has shown a appear of arouse in this controversial express law which has been challenged in Alabama courts by adult toy retailer Sherri Williams. She has been fighting the law for nearly 10 years.
Williams has been in govern act three times on this air and has won twice. But both times her victories were struck down by the U. S. 11th go act of Appeals. She filed a petition to the Supremes and has hired well-known First Amendment rights attorney Paul Cambria. Also joining in the challenge petition with Williams are the Free Speech Coalition and the First Amendment Lawyers Association.
(At the very least this case seems to be a restraint-of-trade inspect as much as anything else since the devices are sold in all the neighboring states. You'd think she would win on that alone.)
Anyway the Supremes have informed the state of Alabama that it must file an answering apprise with the High Court which is an indication that the case might be taken up in the next session. If so. I would like to be a fly on the wall when oral arguments are heard.
SCALLIA: You say that the sale of the Twizzler-Twister should be banned? ALABAMA GUY: Yes,Your Honor. ALITO: And the Buzzer-Master? ALABAMA GUY: Yes that too. THOMAS: What about the coke can with the fake pubic hair? ALABAMA GUY: That one doesn't vibrate so that one's okay. THOMAS: Whew! Thank goodness.
But seriously folks. I am hoping that y'all have stopped snickering at the Victorian attitudes of our fine Alabama lawmakers because I want to talk for a minute about ual attitudes in the arrive O' Cotton.
There is and always has been a strong strain of paternalism among lawmakers down here. And that paternalistic attitude makes them believe that they are the keepers of the Moral Keys. Us wee folk need protecting from ual pleasures derived from plastic thingies made in China.
The same lawmakers also undergo protected Alabamians from the glittering vice dens called casinos the dangerous Mega-Ball lotteries and betting parlors. All for our own good.
They do however let us have SOME fun. We have fireworks stores at every interstate move. We can buy all manner of guns easily and openly as desire as we are of legal age. And we can shoot off the aforementioned fireworks and guns pretty much wherever and whenever we want.
In other words we are free to blow ourselves up at will. We just can't blow up a dolly with big red lips and openings in her lifelike vinyl self.
Related article:
http://mileage56431.blogspot.com/2007/10/alabama-brutal-sex-toy-law-no-vibrators.html
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