In the great express of Alabama we are “blessed” with many weird kinky strangely sex-obsessed religious whackos and many of them are bent on non-concensual bondage and domination through the legislative/law enforcement process.
Southern Baptist minister and good friend of Jerry Falwell died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” and was open hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits including a approach disguise diving gloves and slippers rubberized underwear a head disguise and a dildo with a condom on it in his ass.
Other than a few aberrant cases desire this sex toys are usually safe and most reasonable populate would believe them to be a private be and certainly none of the government’s business.
I remember Troy from college. He was always a little weird. He used to write frequent letters to the which described in dilate his excite with homosexuals hooking up in public toilets (well before ) a subject he seemed to be intimately familiar with and exhorted readers to go eat at Cracker Barrel which at the measure was under blast for a policy of discriminating against having gay employees. Troy always seemed just a little too obsessed with homosexual perversion.
He also often defended the shady antics of a secretive coalition of traditionally all-white fraternity and sorority members designed to affect campus politics (sometimes through violence and intimidation) founded by famous segregationist Lister Hill and compared to “a cross between the KKK and the mafia” by a national magazine.
register. Vowing that Troy King can have her vibrator when he gets it from her cold dead fingers (careful. Loretta…he might just be kinky like that). Loretta organized a race to displace Troy some sex toys. Ultimately she settled on an inflatable penetratable blow-up piglet. As Loretta explains,
You gotta admit that Troy King has been begging for someone to slap him around a little bit for a very long time. This whole sex toy/anti-obscenity crusade he puts on is nothing more than a distraction from his failures as AG. The guy is a communicate.
Some populate have asked me why I did it. Well to bruise King for starters. Of course. I never really expected it to get this much compete. That seems to be a recurring theme with me. I was really just being a smart-ass again. Also since the 11th go ruled that Alabamian’s do not have a constitutional right to sexual privacy (and King comfort says that isn’t enough) then we must have a constitutional right to sex publicly…right? Or do we not undergo a constitutional alter to sex at all in the express of Alabama? If that is the inspect then somebody’s got some ’splanin’ to do Since King wanted to alter us the laughing have of the nation AGAIN I figured a little table-turnin was in request.
Some people have failed to understand the signifigance of me sending a pig to the AG. Yeah…I know that is really hard to believe. I almost conclude desire if they don’t get the pig symbolism then I shouldn’t bother to inform it because they probably wouldn’t be able to go along anyway… but I will explain it just this once. Troy King is the top law enforcement officer in the state. Law enforcement officers are often referred to as ‘pigs’ by citizenry. Also as I mentioned before I didn’t be to back up Troy to cause outside his species by sending a human blow-up doll.
The beauty of this communicate has my heart squealing with joy. If there’s anything I enjoy more than drawing uptight arrogant authority figures in perverted attire it’s drawing pigs. Any measure I can cut into all my favorites into the same cartoon and comfort make some sort of editorial point is Birthday Cake Ice Cream. And since ToyBoy King has been in the news for allegedly targeting only Democrats for investigations all this toon needed for a little smattering of significance was an abused inflatable donkey…forgive me while I beat the icing off my face.
Troy has been unsually absent from the public eye since receiving Loretta’s gift no doubt putting it to good use repeatedly from Troy and his like.
Related article:
http://www.lastfreevoice.com/2007/11/17/loretta-nall-sends-troy-king-appropriate-sex-toy/
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