I wish the press would shit the copulate up about Lady Di. She's dead. And no matter what 'new' information The Daily Mail claims to have uncovered she's not coming back. I really don't understand what the obsession is. Why are people comfort so enamored with her? After all this measure... Fuck knows. Personally the only Lady Diana story I'd like to hear about would be the discovery of a sex tape made on the night of her death in Paris. I can imagine the editor of The Daily Mail holding the attach in his hands picturing tomorrows advertise.. 'DIANA'S measure LOVING EMBRACE'. Only to watch the tape and sight that the princess of hearts was actually into the rough stuff. And I mean the REALLY rough stuff. I'm talking Diana on all fours. Dodi thrusting so hard and fast that Diana's continue is bashing against the continue come in with bits of plaster falling onto her hair and the crease of her back. I'm talking Dodi making the face and noises usually consistent with world championship weightlifting. I'm talking Diana asking Dodi to put his fingers in her mouth. That sort of thing.. What would be the reaction of the touch be? Perhaps this would be their chance to finally embrace sex. Maybe the editor of The Daily send would take this as a perfect opportunity to go home and give the wife 'a good rogering'. But most likely they'd release a advertise disgracefully labelling Dodi as a 'hit SEX BEAST'. Twats. On to something slightly less disturbing. The second series of Heroes... Its so utterly shit that's its absolutely fucking amazing!The first series was great. It's about superheroes essentially and as such it didn't take itself too seriously. But for some cerebrate they've decided to make the second series very serious very serious indeed (I'm wearing my serious approach as I write this. My very serious crumpled brow approach). Hiro and Ando the Japanese office workers/measure and space travellers had the best chemistry of the first series so for some reason they've decided to split them up. Hiro is now on a ridiculous and boring medieval samurai mission whilst Ando has change state a piece of furniture. Mohinder Suresh and Matt Parkman are now dwell mates. They be with a little girl who can see bad people in her nightmares. This prompts Matt and Mohinder to have lots of concerned conversations about her. These conversations are so wooden that they might as well've just shown pictures of trees over the top of the audio. There are a bring together of new additions this series too. And they're all shit. There's Peter Petrelli's new Irish Girlfriend who could only be more stereotypical if she started fucking Riverdancing. Or crying on the surprise with a rotten potato in one hand and a pint of Guinness in the other.. and one of those big novelty Guinness hats and a four-leaf clover tattooed to her forehead. There's the Mexican border-crossers who.. err.. alter populate die using the power of runny mascara or something. Then there's the beat one of all. 'West'. He's Claire Bennett's new love arouse. Whose abilities include flying and irritating the fuck out of me just by smiling. My friend Barber described him as a 'Shithouse'. He really is. I hope that one night drunk on his own smugness he flies straight into the Atlantic ocean and smashes his face in on the deck of the Titanic and he gets his Abercrombie sweater snagged on the railings and dies slowly and painfully with his lungs full of saltwater and fish shit. The fucking shithouse. There's so much more about this series that's terrible that I might come back tomorrow and designate it some more. There is so much wrong with it. I could go on for weeks. Don't get me wrong though its still brilliant. Just for very different reasons now.
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