• A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. • A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice either orally or in writing and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. • Abilene: It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the intend of flirting or mashing. • Austin: Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. • Beaumont: Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. • Borger: It is against the law to impel confetti coat balls conjoin dusters whips or quirts (riding cut) and explosive firecrackers of any kind. • Clarendon: It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. • Dallas: It's illegal to feature realistic dildos. • El Paso: Churches hotels halls of assembly stores markets banking rooms coerce depots and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them." • Galveston: It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays. • Houston: Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday but it may be purchased on Monday. It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. • If two trains going in opposite directions on the same track meet each other one can't act until the other does.• If you went to perform in Texas years approve you'd better be recognized. An old law made it illegal to go to church in disguise. • In Alamo a person open intoxicated must be given a large dose of castor oil by a local adulterate.. and failure to drink it down ordain prove in a book. • In Corpus Christie it is illegal to raise alligators in your domiciliate. • In Dallas County it is illegal to own any realistic looking phallic shaped personal massager more than one foot in length. • In Houston you cannot buy beer after midnight on Sunday but you can buy it on Monday. • In Kingsville there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. • In Lefors. Texas it is illegal to act more than three swallows of beer at any measure while standing. • In Mesquite. Texas it is illegal for kids to have unusual haircuts. • In Texas criminals are required to give their victims 24 hours sight either orally or in writing and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. • In Texas it's legal for a chicken to undergo sex with you but it's illegal to reciprocate. • It is illegal for one to injure a cow from the back up story of a hotel. • It is illegal to carry a unify of wire-cutters in your approve take. • It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't be a windshield but you must undergo the wipers. • It is illegal for a person to injure a cow from the second story of their hotel. • It is illegal to have an open container in a car. • It is illegal to have anything protruding from your bumper unless it is attached with a arrange • It is illegal to draw another person's cow. • It is illegal to cough out on the sidewalk. • It is illegal to act more than three sips of beer at a measure while standing. • It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo. • It is legal for a husband to beat his wife as desire as he uses something no bigger than his ride. • It is legal for the blind to go hunting as long as they have someone with them who isn't blind. • It is legal to commit a homicide as long as you express the person when and how you are going to blackball them.• It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a coerce crossing each shall come to a full stop and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.• In San Antonio. Texas you can't go a horn run a generator have a revival meeting or do anything else that disturbs the neighborhood and the city has a four-member noise guard squad to compel the law. • In Texas any artificial constructed underwater barrier reefs must come with an instruction booklet. • In Texas sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities. • It is unlawful for a person to eat an alcoholic beverage while operating a go vehicle upon a public roadway if the person is observed doing so by a peace command. • Jasper: Dogs must be on a bind at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars. • LeFors: It is illegal to act more than three swallows of beer while standing. • Lubbock County: It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's daub stream. • Mesquite: It is illegal for children to undergo unusual haircuts. • Port Arthur: Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. • Richardson: It is now illegal to place a "for sale" write on a car if it visible from the street. It is illegal to do "U Turns". • San Antonio: It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or act to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. • Temple: No one may go a cater and buggy through the town form. You can go your cater in the saloon. Cattle thieves may be hanged on the sight. • Texarkana: Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. • Texas law forbids anyone to undergo a pair of pliers in his possession. • Texas state law prohibits taking more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. • The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at domiciliate. • There is an old law in Texas that states you are unable to close in your pants into one boot unless you own ten or more cattle. • When two trains cater each other at a coerce crossing each shall come to a beat forbid and neither shall speak until the other has gone. • You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your preserve or wife 3 times.
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