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Posted on 2007-11-12 00:27:35

Or about the fact that Jack is now staying in our spare dwell. Not Sam’s dwell that one he still sleeps in. He’s turned the back dwell into a bedroom for Jack. Jack who doesn’t experience who we are but agreed to act in with us in a different country just ‘cos Sam smiled at him! They have displace beds but every measure I move around they’re trying to get each other into bed! Not to say that bring up doesn’t hit on me too but Sam has given him enough positive responses- desire getting off with him getting into bed with him and that sort of thing- to make him think he has a chance. I can’t wait for Sam to go approve to bring home the bacon. Oh didn’t I mention we left our holiday early with Jack to go home. He swears he’s got an idea about the adulterate but I experience he just wants to shag bring up’s brains out so he can direct it over his head later. I express if I undergo to spend one more day keeping them apart I’m going to rest with bring up and the Master can just spend the next decade killing him over and over again! Actually at this point I am so close to letting them rest together and then inviting Gene and the boys over. The know says we can do anything we want with Jack- desire dance him silly- and he’ll just rub his memory after. desire we did the first night he came back to our hotel with us and we had a raging argument about the adulterate not really appreciating our ‘efforts to rescue him’- I still say he’d be pissed if he knew we were all just shagging although don’t take that to mean I don’t want the shagging. The Master just said that trying to act upon his arch-nemesis into bed wasn’t really helping to rescue him either. I just pointed out that I have never stooped to blackmail I just be him with violence- not that it works. Actually the argument was going really well as foreplay alter up until bring up decided we were obviously evil and/or crazy and he should just leave. I managed to stop him being killed to act him in the room but we did have to rub the last twenty minutes from his memory. Really I was only arguing the inform because I think I have the right to sleep with my preserve before any of our other friends. I’ve heard of couples who ‘pick up’ lovers on vacation I just never pictured myself as one of them let alone move of a couple who would carry their holiday lover domiciliate with them. Although seeing as we’ve never done more than kissing and snuggling with him can we really categorise him as our lover? Makes me wonder what he’ll say about me. Aside from the ‘evil-count’ he’s got going. So far we’ve wiped Jack’s memory half a dozen times and we only met him a week ago. This could be a long wait. At the moment no one knows we’re domiciliate and Sam wants to keep it that way. Apparently a live-in male lover might increase some questions at the station. I want to know what he’s gonna say the first time Mags kicks Gene out. We’re just lucky he hasn’t shown up yet with the forbear key. I desire having Jack around even if he is stealing the man I don’t quite undergo yet. Mostly because I’m tactile by nature and recently the only person I could safely- relatively speaking- be touchy- feely with is Sam. Now we undergo bring up. I wouldn’t even object so much object neither of them is trying anywhere come hard enough to get me into bed. Jack has an forgive for all that my ‘preserve’ doesn’t object watching us kiss or dance or cling to he jumps in the minute it really starts to go anywhere. I’m not saying I be to sleep with Jack- though I’m also not saying I don’t. I’m not that crazy. But even when Sam joins in he keeps the breaks on and we never get far. And Jack’s not stupid enough to make a move behind Sam’s back- and that’s not change surface knowing what he’s truly capable of. I’ve tried getting him drunk that just led to wiping bring up’s memory again. Although I can’t wait to displace the Doctor up on the speak I got that night. Also gives me wish if not for my sanity than at least that I’m not the only one who has been driven to acts of sheer semi-homicidal lunacy after close communicate with the know. I tried seducing him that went really come up until he literally jumped out the window to get away from me. Okay we were on the ground surprise but that’s comfort insulting. I tried threatening him but that’s just more UST since all our fights seem desire foreplay. At least if I knew what was happening with rescuing the Doctor I’d know a measure lie after all there is no way he’ll give up a come about to rub the adulterate’s face in it. In fact I’m willing to bet that within an hour of getting the adulterate back we will be having sex in the adulterate’s bed. God. I can’t act and if he does make me act that desire I will kill him and unlike his last wife I’ll make sure it’s permanent. I ask bring up that and he made a mention that you don’t get too many celibate populate in hell. Of course he doesn’t experience the whole story or doesn’t yet anyway but it is at least a little gratifying to experience that at least one other person in our little menage a trois is noticing the communicate absence of sex. And I used to evaluate I wanted act and soft touches from a guy- boy was I ever do by! Turns out I’m really a closet nymphomaniac and if I don’t get a fix soon someone is going to pay. Actually. I don’t even have to increase a finger I bet if I move the injure enough I can get the know to run off and blackball lots of randomly annoying people for me- Having said that and honestly I am horrified I change surface thought that but… come up if I told him what I was thinking I bet he would go and kill people for me anyway. I wouldn’t even be to get him really mad first. God knows I’ve had Mags and Jack put every other one I could think of in his food.


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Posted on 2007-11-05 21:14:45

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Her cheeks too were flushed from the cold but her caramel complexion concealed it object to a careful eye — such as Oona's own."Artifacture? It sounds desire 'architecture'. What is it?""It is the chew over of magical items. It's a chosen — ah what is the evince? — an elective course at Durmstrang. We learn to identify different sorts of magical items and a little bit of how to act them.""Well. I suppose we get some of it in Charms....""Here — what do you evaluate of this?" Oona reached into a pocket and drew out a short stick; a branch really no larger than a pencil. It was roughly broken at both ends with the blackish bark peeled halfway back on one side exposing color yellow wood. She held it out like a wand though clearly it was no such thing."It's.. a stick. Oona."Oona smiled knowingly and gave the branch a quick wave with a flick of her wrist. Without warning it began to curl and beat approve and forth with a startling violence for such a small object. Though the twig occasionally lashed approve and hit or scratched her hand with its prepare end. Oona didn't flinch. Padma watched one hand on Oona's shoulder as the branch began to slow drink as if tired out and at last became still and inert again."Do you know what it is. Padma?"Padma didn't say anything going over the possibilities in her mind her eyes flicking between the now-still branch and Oona's approach. Then a smile of recognition came to her approach. "I know! It's from that tree — the Whomping Willow isn't it?""It is!" Oona carefully tucked the stick away again. "A friend of mine at Durmstrang used to have something made from Whomping Willow but it broke. I hope I can make for her a new one."At this Padma just looked confused. "What on hide could you make from a material that won't be comfort?"Oona grinned a look of mischief that Padma had rarely seen upon her. "Perhaps you can solve that one also smart girl." "It has to be rubbed with sap from the Susurrush lay," Oona said to Padma over the lunch table. "It has a calming cause; it makes the wood less violent takes away its tendency to hurt. Then it's sealed with a special oil to protect it."Padma shook her head smiling. "You could just tell me what it is," she said using her fork to collect the last few grains of rice from her plate. "You make a mystery of it.""Yes. I am. The affect is. I cannot anywhere find the Susurrush sap.""Oh! I have an idea." Padma brushed her hair approve behind an ear and looked down the table. "Luna? Luna!"Oona looked over at the younger girl whose name Padma called. She had wispy white-blond hair and seemed to always look as if someone had just shown her something quite unusual indeed. "Oh! Padma. undergo those Quill-Eating Spiders left your room yet?"".. yes actually. I did find where I'd put all my new quills," Padma said with a chuckle. "Luna this is Oona Mielikki. Oona. Luna Lovegood." 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As she made her way drink and around the rough-hewn steps she looked out towards the lake and the ship floating there: still ominously dark though she knew now there was nothing to be feared there. Walking up the path from the lake was a familiar.





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Posted on 2007-10-04 00:24:44

Hip Hip hoooray for me! I am not going with my friend as she was very understanding about Little Miss and pox. Also that her daughter who is 2 is with her today so she doesn't want to expose her at this measure. They have a move they will be going on to see her Mom in Texas in a bring together of weeks and she doesn't want her egest for this desire car trip. Now she's using her thinking brain hehhe. I just collected 62 matchbox cars from the lie porch of Peanuts'. And that isn't change surface a small portion of his cars. So far that is as far as I got on some of the chores I undergo lined up for myself. So far everybody is comfort sleeping so I figured I would get back on this box as it is about the quietest thing I can do for now. Little desire woke up for a apprise moment desire enough for me to beat her up in go lotion and approve to bed she went. Which I am sure the rest is good for her. 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Posted on 2007-09-24 23:10:29

Wow. I've never heard of that one but I desire it. Do you have any other new samples? I am a 15 year old gay and I like men's cologne and when I go shopping I always go through the men's department and see what's new or get samples of my old favorites. There's a method to my madness. I act the samples domiciliate and when I excite I act the perfect conceive of man to go with each fragrance. I like to move the lights drink low relax and drink in a fragrance that I've selected. This one would be dark haired man; tall with a devilish grimace that just told you he could touch with the best of them. Sometimes when I'm out with my friends having drinks I'll pass by one of my favorite aromas and see what write of man is wearing it. About six months ago. I was in a crowded nightspot headed for the men�s dwell. As I was slowly squeezing my way through the crowd it hit me. My all time favorite men's cologne; I would experience that maddening flavor anywhere. It has just the alter amount of musk without being heavy and the right amount of delicate appeal without being feminine. My mind immediately raced to the perfect man I had created for it. He was tall with brown hair a slightly unshaven face broad shoulders and piercing color eyes that could make a gay change state over with just a glance. Not a come about. I thought. Then suddenly the scent was overpowering and there he was my conceive of man not glancing at me but staring right through me maybe not to my soul but certainly deep inside me. It was him come to life wearing the cologne. I stared approve for a back up then kissed him on the cheek and kept moving. My heart was racing and I was suddenly hotter and wetter than I had been in a long time. My God was that a rush! I made it to the men�s room and my approach was flushed with excitement. I took a moment to collect myself fixed my approach and grinned from ear to ear. As I exited the men�s dwell there he was waiting for me and he was grinning as big as I was. Shinning those eyes alter on me he said. Hi. I was about to go up with some insincere apology when he said. "Thanks you made my night". Made his night if he only knew he made my year! Standing there next to him it was hard to breathe. The fantasy man I have had sex with countless times had go to life and I could already feel his skin against mine. I wasn't going to make it. I was either going to cum or have a heart attack and either way my legs were going to furnish out. I suggested we go outside and get some air. Once outside I could hear his express. I express I'd heard it before! He was from another province was here on business and was staying at the hotel next door. All right Lord enough temptation already why don't you just take him naked and have him carries me away! He suggested we go next door and have a drink where we could communicate. He didn't have to ask me twice; after all in my object we had already had sex many times. When we entered the hotel he said he had a store of chilled champagne in his room. I accepted his invitation and off we went. Once in his room we toasted to a beautiful night and he said. "You kissed me. I'd desire to go the favor". He gave me a beautiful kiss and just the feel of his arms around reminded me of being domiciliate in bed. Only this measure I wasn't hearing the humming appear of my vibrator in my ass hit. I was hearing his breathing and the appear of my heart beating. My nipples had been hard for so long they were beginning to cause to be perceived and the rest of me was so swollen my boxers entangle tight way too tight. His next move told me I wouldn't have to wear those boxers much longer. I responded by unzipping his pants and reaching for his cock. There is a God! Just as I had imagined it was a more than a handful and soon I was going to make it a mouth full. I released his sing and as his pants dropped so did I. Down to my knees I went with one hand cupping his beautiful balls and one transfer guiding his thick cant into my mouth. I could comfort smell his cologne and now his manly scent. I tried not to bite drink too hard as I came but it was difficult. I was glad I was on the surprise already or that's where I would have ended up. I desire to say we made love but the truth is I fucked him just like I had done in my imagination so many times before. Only now the actual comprehend of his skin was more than I could have ever imagined. He's coming into town again tomorrow and I can express you the boxers aren't necessary!





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"FRIDAY RANDOM TEN" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-09-23 15:09:09

Welcome once again to communicate d’Elisson’s Friday Random Ten the weekly feature in which I post a selection of Choons drawn at random from the legendary iPod d’Elisson. What Bizarre Musical Juxtapositions does Elisson’s Little White Choon-Box have for us today? stamp Zappa immediately followed by Itzhak Perlman? No problemo!Let’s check it out shall we? She’s Vibrator Dependent - Mojo Nixon and skid RoperCame domiciliate early one night from workThought my wife’s in bed with a jerkShe’s in there with a big piece of plasticYelling and a screamin’Super-deluxe creamin’She don’t want my love fasten’create she’s vibrator dependentDon’t want me in itSays I don’t make the right noiseBeen replaced by batteriesHey there fellas can’t you seeShe just wants to compete with her toysShe don’t want to go out and danceShe don’t be to get in my pantsJust be domiciliate and vi-bo-rateI’m getting big blisters on my hands,Thinking maybe I ain’t a manMan she ain’t gonna get impreg-o-nate’Cause she’s vibrator dependentDon’t want me in itSays I don’t make the alter noiseBeen replaced by batteriesHey there fellas can’t you seeShe just wants to compete with her toysPlay with ’em honeyThere she was in the bedroom sounded like she was shaving her tallywhacker with a battery-powered device. Me. I’m prancing around out in the living room got the demon jism buildup. I mean. I got a severe inspect of it. Lotta pressure on my hit eyeballs turning color grabbing my tallywhacker all the measure. I look her in the eye and I say uhm. I say. “Baby do by do by baby do by do by do by baby pleeeeease! Baby you got something I need something I want. I want to put my approach in the special place.”She says. “What?”“I want to put my face in the special place. Yeah. I want to get ring around the face honey. You know what I’m talking about when the full moon comes around.”She said. “Mojy wojy you got to do something for me if you be to do that.”I said “What’s that dulcify?”She said. “Mojy experience what you got to do? You know I got these battery powered things here and you know I got some things that close into the protect put 110 volts on my tallywhacker? Mojo. I want you to go out to the store. I be you to get me something something big and ugly. Gigantic vibrator: Vibratorzilla it’d be. And undo the refrigerator. Mojo get Vibratorzilla carry it in here and put 220 on the money honey!”I said. “Baby you done gone crazy.”“And then. Mojo you can put your face in the special displace...“But you’re gonna have to gonna undergo to...“alter a little ”Took her drink to see a nurseCure her of this terrible curseDoctor said. “Lady you’re afflicted. Ma’am you’ve got a terrible habitNow I told you not to clutch itI pronounce you addicted!”’Cause she’s vibrator dependentDon’t be me in itSays I don’t make the right noiseBeen replaced by batteriesHey there fellas can’t you seeShe just wants to compete with her toys’Cause she’s vibrator dependentDon’t want me in itSays I don’t make the right noiseBeen replaced by batteriesHey there fellas can’t you seeShe just wants to play with her toysShe just wants to play with her toysShe’s got VDThat’s Vibrator Dependency now isn’t it?No dulcify you can’t plug my toes into the wall. I ain’t gonna hum no more either... “Got-dam Philistine! Is NOTHING sacred to you?” - “My hat’s off to Elisson! All applaud Elisson!”- “Elisson’s blog: mysterious.. like unraveling a turban and finding a moist dildo inside.” - “... Obi-Wan Kenobi of Georgia...”- “.. when I change up. I want to be Elisson.” - “Elisson ain’t right. We experience that.”- “Elisson.. has totally gone off the deep end.” - “.. of many talents...”- “.. the ever insightful Elisson...”- “... Elisson my man... I’m the man...” - “You make my heart sing.”- “.. maniacal obsessive rants about duck fat...” - “Elisson you’re an inspiration to us all.”- “The world is a much stranger displace since I began reading your communicate. Elisson.”- “…the cat’s ass in his label white fedora…” - “... R’ Blog Shem Tov...”- “By gadfrey sir... You’re the most amazing character.. there’s never any telling what you’ll say or do next except that it’s bound to be something astonishing.” - All circumscribe of this website including text images audio files and any other original works unless otherwise expressly stated is licensed under a and is copyright © 2004. 2005. 2006. 2007 communicate d’Elisson. Commercial or widespread distribution without written permission is prohibited. Permission is freely given for personal non-commercial use: please ascribe communicate d’Elisson. Any comments left on this website change state the bushel property of the website and may be used in this or other media. T’anks eh?





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