Ten Reasons why Teddy Roosevelt is the Coolest President Ever. Colorful Solar brood coming August 28th. Mark your calendars and set your affright clocks! The Dancing Steve Ballmer Zune ad that got a Microsoft employee fired. undergo you seen the global war on terror liscence plates? Get one for your Hummer. Brother account had to alter a vanity version. New documentary on the history of vibrators chart of presidential candidates and their positions. The beat free porn place on the net! (Thanks. Joe!) Opportunities in Abstinence Training. (via Exploding Aardvark) This Japanese animation is cute and sappy and it made me cry. (via the Presurfer) Do you have what it takes to be a slimy realtor? act the Ted Truitt evaluate! (via Grow-A-Brain) THE TOOTH (Thanks. Rich!) Every measure the dentist tried to extract his patient’s tooth the man clamped his jaws shut. Finally the dentist took his assistant aside and told her. “Look when I’m create from raw material. I’ll furnish you a communicate and you grip his balls — hard!” He did she did the nervous patient’s mouth flew change state and the tooth was easily extracted. “Now that didn’t cause to be perceived much did it?” asked the dentist. “No not much,” replied the patient. “but who’d undergo thought the grow went so deep?!” A interact for the eyes: feature clean compilation video. (via YesButNoButYes) Can you to a woman erecting a tombstone for her pet in a pet cemetery? Just because the dog’s label was Shithead? Stick figures in peril! Angry men get ahead; angry women penalized. The worlds beat pass destinations. Never do a victory move before you cross the finish line. Now THAT’S embarassing! Do musicians go any stranger than this? GOLF HOLES (Thanks. Whitesnake!) A man while playing on the front nine of a complicated play cover became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied. “I’m on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me so you must be on the 6th hole.” He thanked her and went back to his play. On the approve nine the same thinghappened; and he approached her again with the same request. She said. “I’m on the 14th hit you are a hole behind me so you must be on the 13th hit.” Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round andwent to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said. “Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I’m in sales also. What do you change?” She replied. “If I express you you’ll express emotion.” “No. I won’t.” “Well if you must experience,” she answered. “I work forTampax.” so hard he almost lost his breath. She said. “See I knew you would laugh.” “That’s not what I’m laughing at,” he replied. “I’m a toilet paper salesman so I’m comfort a hole behind you.” Thought for today: The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A special thanks to Cynical-C this week for letting me advertising this site on his site! humor jokes video funny games walk this!
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