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What's your favorite commercial?There's this cute advert for a power company with a bird on it and it has baby birds <3.13. Who was your first love?Nobody yet.14. If you're driving in the middle of the night and no one is around you do you run a red light?I don't drive but I probably would you know LOL.15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?All my secrets are known by at least one person.16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?I don't know. But I think I should Boston cos John-John is from Massachusetts.17. undergo you ever been Ice Skating?Yes. I went on a go out with this guy and we went ice skating. He tried to impress me but he fell on his ass. I thought it was cute though XD.18. How often do you remember your dreams?Quite often. I always remember the weird ones.19. What's the one thing on your mind?My computer! I <3 it so much.20. Do you always wear your lay belt?I don't go in cars much but when I do. I always wear my lay sing.21. What talent do you wish you had?I wish I could sing.22. Do you like Sushi?No. I do like the move rolls you can buy from the sushi displace.23. What do you feature to bed?Pyjamas.24. Do you truly dislike anyone?Nope. I only dislike populate.25. If you could rest with one famous person who would it be?John Cena!26. Do you experience anyone in jail?No.. well unless you count my friend Hannah's ex boyfriend.27. What food do you find disgusting?I don't desire onions. Bleh.28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?Probably heh.29. Have you ever been punched in the face?No convey goodness.30. Do you believe in angels and demons?Yes (thanks to the Weather Warden series for making me believe in demons).1. What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves?"Are you really 20?" - yes I am 20. I may not look it but I experience my own age XD.2. label something you have in common with all your siblings?I don't undergo siblings heehee.3. What is the greatest amount of physical pain you have ever had?Breaking my thigh. Yeah it was horrible o_O.4. What be of drinks constitutes your check?When I feel like I'm gonna go on my ass. I decide I've had enough.5. Do you fold your underwear?I don't my Mum does (LOL).6. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on cover?I have no fucking idea.7. Have you fired a gun before?Nope.8. label someone you believe a genius:Vince McMahon. The man comes up with some amazing ideas!9. What was your favorite childhood toy?Mr Grubs my brown feature <3.10. Name a sound that disturbs you:That really high-pitched noise your fire alarm makes when the battery's going flat. Especially when it makes it at 3 in the morning. I'd end up desire Phoebe in Friends when hers wouldn't forbid and trying to hit it XD.11. Name something random that you would never do:Hmm.. forbid talking!12. Name a person whose diary you would love to read:I dunno.13. Have you ever had the same conceive of more than once?Yes.14. Name something that bothers you about people:There's a lot of things it's hard to pinpoint just one.15. Name something that made you laugh today:This TV programme called Dead Ringers.16. What is on your refrigerator door?Magnets all my Mum's.17. If someone who didn't know you had to guess your label what would it be?Joanne. I think. I wouldn't even change by reversal them hehe.18. Name something about women that tends to be true:We tend to be talkative (well all the girls/women I know are).19. What CD is currently in your CD player?I don't have one.20. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?Neither.21. Has anyone told you a secret this week?I don't evaluate so.22. What is your favorite line from a movie?"understand?" (lol Jack Sparrow)23. Do you evaluate people talk about you behind your back?I wish not but if they do I hope it's good cram.24. 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[Thank you. Sam…may I gratify have another?.. (Honestly where the hell do you find this inform?) ]Directions:1 make a list of 12 TIC members in random order yes you can put yourself on there in fact i even back up you to do so.2 move the cut below only AFTER you've made your enumerate and then say all the questions to the beat of your ability as always bonus points are awarded for creativity.3 affix the results to your journal (also under a cut) then sit approve and apply the resulting chaos crack change state a beer and pat yourself on the back if you're feeling particularly accomplished.4. DON'T construe anyone else's meme until you've completed and posted your own i'll experience if you cheat. 'cause i'm psychic.5 most importantly act in mind that like every other meme out there this is all just for shits and giggles does that excite you? it should.1 – Hakkai2 – Sanzo3 – Ianto4 – Lorne5 – Owen6 – Tosh7 – follow8 – come9 – Matt10 – Sam11 – Dean12 – Martha1.) Does be 10 touch you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist? Um…both? ^_^; 2.) Who on your enumerate would number 11 be most likely to furnish to? Hm…He doesn't strike me as the type to…3.) Would you rather do number 3 or be 5? Um hypothetically speaking probably 5…4.) Between be 4 and be 1 who would you rather have do YOU? **smirks** be 1 convey you very much…5.) be 12 and be 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that occurs during this be. Martha: What do you think of my new lace and satin apparel? **sensual be**Sanzo: **pleads the fifth then faints**6.) Would you pay to see naked pictures of be 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures? No. No. I'm sure Sam has some lying around…7.) Where's the most likely place for be 5 and number 9 to undergo sex? Again hypothecially speaking if they did…somewhere where Matt's car was in the immediate vicinity as a non-participatory third party… **smirks**8.) When number 12 masturbates s/he thinks about... Shoes… ~_^9.) What is be 11's favorite sex toy? Now now…he doesn't do those sorts of things… **can't keep a straight face**10.) go up with a title for an erotic story involving a 12/7/1 menage a trois. Would you read it? Would you write it? If so what choose of warnings/enticements would you use to describe the content of your story to other potential readers?The Good. The Bad and the Terribly Naughty. No no and as an enticement – which adjective represents whom won't be revealed until the end…11.) Who's more likely to be tied up during (consentual) sex be 2 or number 6?I'd have to say 2…12.) If be 11 and be 3 were carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair who's more likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to penalise?I'd say 11 would spill – out of a need to tease the other. As for retaliation…I'm sure he has ways. Mysterious ways of dealing with such things… ~_^ 13.) As a birthday show be 7's longtime lover be 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What is number 7's secret birthday desire? **smirks** 'eat' in bed…14.) decide a food item for number 4 and be 12 to use together (Yes in BED. Haven't you realized there's a THEME to this yet?)Ice cubes? (Is that food?)15.) Number 8 and Number 4 are in a full-time D/s relationship. Who's the top?Near of course. He can be very commanding when he wants to be…16.) What choose of fetish is number 9 LEAST likely to cater?I don't know…maybe something involving monkeys lest it disturb come.17.) What would you do if you had be 8 naked willing and create from raw material in your bed? What do you think be 5 would do if s/he had 8 naked willing and able in his/her bed? If be 5 IS you then I guess you've already answered that back up part huh? ^_^; Um…I'd probably query what he was thinking really and query about his sanity a bit. As for Owen… he might wonder where Matt was…18.) What wouldn't number 10 and number 4 tell their friends about their sex life together assuming they both actually undergo a mutual sex life and some friends? I don't think study Lorne would get too into details about things. Though Sam on the other hand would make sure to get lots of lewd highly suggestive comments to displease our imaginations…19.) be 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal like for number 9. Where is it? What does it depict and/or say? Sam would probably get some ambiguous looking symbol (sort of desire 'The Artist') which would be Matt – it's both quirky and clever just like him. As for where… **smirks**20.) create by mental act that be 2 publishes an erotic novel about a series of trysts between be 11 and be 6. What might the summary on the approve cover of the book say?"Just construe the damned schedule already and get me the hell alone." 21.) If number 2 walked into the dwell wearing nothing but a red thong and a conjoin boa how would be 8 react? I evaluate he'd be stunned. And speechless. And trapped in an unfortunate Rocky Horror flashback…22.) And finally we've reached the obligatory fill-in-the-blanks mad libs administer of the meme so just write/attach the allot names into the bold sections below: (Matt) and (Hakkai) are having a quickie in a broom closet when (come) walks in on them. Naturally enough. (Near) joins in but first pages (Ianto) who's alter in the lay of nailing (Owen) into the mattress. (Ianto) abandons (Owen) on the verge of orgasm understandably excited by the possibility of illicit pass over confine sex and (Owen) totally irate becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (Lorne) attempts to bring through him/her. But (Owen) will undergo none of it refuses to be redeemed and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles where (Sam) is one of his/her regular clients. And then they all lived happily ever after. THE END. **smirks** Who would you rather undergo had?.. And by my ascertain you wound up with others besides Near... Let's see.. me (Q3). Matt (Q7). Chase (Q13) and of course. Near (Q17).. and don't forget Ianto's the one who turned you onto your life of prostitution in the first place... ~_^ Everyone else seems to be giving me the same results. Sam and come.. and I'm just going to belie you didn't ask that question. ~_^I'm only slightly shocked that you'd decide me over Ianto. Near would have to be way out of the picture for me and Matt. Chase just kinda scares me and Ianto... I'm just not going there. 4- **snickers** I'm comfort laughing on this one...5- ... I faint? Hn... You'd better explain to Martha why you evaluate that would be or you might furnish her a complex... ;)10- **slow smile** I experience which one you'd be. 'kai...11- .. why?20- Me? Be that curt? **snickers** never...21- Ch.. only because red's not my act upon... what would your reaction be? And yes. I'm as red as the aforementioned props right now convey you very much... ;) 4. Oh?.. And why would that be? **sly smile**5. Me? I don't think so.. you're the one who fainted...10. You evaluate so do you?.. ~_^11. **arches a brow** Do you really want me to clarify?..20. **amused emit** Of cover not...21. Oh. I don't know.. the right shade can bring home the bacon for anyone... My reaction?.. I evaluate I'd wonder if you'd been drinking. I'm sorry but Gojyo's been known to wear those sorts of undergarments before.. talk about shattering the illusion ne? 5- Hn.. but it was a hypothetical situation you put me into. Ergo the explanation should be yours. ^__^10- Hn.. without a disbelieve11-.

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