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The only thing really making money with Scientology and Tom Cruise sues over it. He has learned well from Scientology about being retarded sue happy. Sorry to all the retarded people out there it's not cool I clumped you in the same category as this super retard.
=======================Scientology Tom Cruise Butt Plug story from:HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has filed a $50-million lawsuit against Disneysubsidiary Holesome Fun Incorporated the world's largest manufacturerof sex toys over the company's alleged unauthorized use of his imageon its new Mission Insertable butt plug.
Mr. Cruise is also demanding "the immediate and complete withdrawal"of the Mission Insertable butt plug from Holesome Fun's Dark Side ofthe Moon catalog and from any and all persons "currently harboring"this device.
"My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality,"said Mr. Cruise' attorney Marvin Keister. "The Mission Insertable buttplug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion ofan orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness.
"L. Ron Hubbard taught Scientologists to consider their large-and theirsmall-colons as the pathway to better physical and mental health; andalthough Mr. Cruise endorses regular high colonic cleansing andVitamin K enemas he is offended by the notion of butt plugs ingeneral and of those with his face on them in particular."
Trey Guccione. CEO of Holesome Fun responded angrily to Mr. Cruise'lawsuit.
"Like I'm sure Tom's never been shitfaced before," said Mr. Guccione."He can take his lawsuit hold it sideways and stick it where the sundon't shine."
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Butt plugs which can be worn by men or women gay or straight wereinvented in Greece about 350 BCE. Since then butt plugs have been wornby historical figures (Alexander the Great. Hannibal and JuliusCaesar) musicians (Tchaikovsky. Boy George and Mick Jagger) andopinion shapers (Gertrude Stein. Barney Frank and Matt Drudge).
George Washington is rumored to have been wearing a wooden butt plugwhen he crossed the Delaware to attack the Hessians at Trenton. That,according to some Washington scholars explains why he was standing upin the boat during the crossing.
In related news. 17 percent of the respondents to a recent Postcardsfrom the Pug Bus poll believe Tom Cruise was fired by Paramountbecause of his penchant for wearing butt plugs.
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“Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars the best way would be to start his own religion” -- L. Ron Hubbard
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http://stopscientology.blogspot.com/2007/10/tom-cruise-sues-disney-over-butt-plug.html
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