Hah if you were expecting pictures of something or uh two somethings sorry to disappoint you. Instead it's time for a rant communicate!Yay!!!We all like mouth blogs don't we?Today's mouth.. television.(clap clap clap)Over the last week. I've been really noticing them in weird places. In line at the grocery hold on while pumping gas in the back lay of a mini-van. Not to have in mind (okay book,... I'm mentioning) airplanes banks malls and you can even bring them camping. You not me. I hate ticks. Televisions wherever you are they are. Where don't they have them? Wait don't answer that because you might give them... Sony. Panasonic. Sharp. GE.. more ideas. HD flat check plasma. LCD digital micro macro mini mousy... Heck go to a be sporting event. If you desire the touchdown cuz you're scoping out the cheerleaders never worry there's a Jumbo Tron with all of the highlights. Gotta tinkle? No problem you won't miss a minute. There are a tip of TV's all of the way down the hall next to the bathroom and dare I say in the restroom itself. Believe me unless you go in the stall you won't miss a thing. And never fear.. change surface if you missed the action your TIVO will pick it all up and you can see everything after you get home. Frankly. I think I'm overdosing on TV's. authorise okay maybe the five in my house add to the IV er. TV infusion. Never object the three Tivos plethera of DVD-players. DVD- recorder and let's not get into all of the computers with YouTurn er. YouTube capabilities. Is it any wonder that people would rather check TV than read a book? Heck you can construe books on your computer.. some books get made into movies. In fact are you too work to read? Then get a book on attach. I was watching the forth er fourth Bruce Willis Die Hard DVD measure night with my wife and part of the plot involved a plot to wipe out the country's electricity. And it occurred to me. If that happened it would rub out my TV's. Think about it no more reality show no ESPN no reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond.. sob... I convey sure. I could run the generator for awhile so I could comfort play my DVD collection but sooner or later I'd run out of gas. And if there were.. was.. whatever.. no electricity they couldn't run the gasoline pumps. So it wouldn't be long before there would no longer be television.. nothing.. no shows... Boo-hoo!Why whatever would we do without the boob-tube? No distractions getting to pay more measure with the family learning what they think rather than simply watching something next to them.. why we'd just...(um wait a second... I'm watching the Santa Clause III.. fasten on.. need to see what Jack Frost does next...)Okay. I'm back sorry about that. Anyway... Can you imagine a world without television?Hmm... What's this I'm sitting on? The remote. And be it actually has an 'off' button. Hmm again.. query what would happen if I pushed it?(move)And what's this? A schedule? With pages?Ah... Normwww normcowie comThe Adventures of Guy.. written by a guy (probably)The Next Adventures of Guy.. more wackiness
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