move on to construe the first chapter of our adventure here in Ontario. Day Two we drug ourselves out of bed at some ungodly hour (I think it was around 10:00 am) after staying up late and enjoying wine and food the night before. We got ourselves ready to go which felt odd. I mean being dressed in pleather so early in the day. We looked hot though. I just hoped none of the neighbours spotted me as I darted out to the truck. Off to Exhibition displace we went. Being somewhat silly I had forgotten to double analyse what time the show actually started. We sauntered up to what looked like the entrance and we were just about to walk inside the open door when a security follow stopped us. She had assumed we were working at The Show initially but decided to ask to see our passes just in case. I felt like the biggest dumbass ever when she said that The Show was not open to the public for another hour and a half. Bleh. So we wandered a little ways and found a convenience store. We got a eat and then sat in the vehicle for a while and bullshitted. At least we got awesome parking. Finally it was time to go in. We received a nice little goodie bag at the door which I appreciated since past years in Calgary I ended up filling my round with all of the handouts and business cards one seems to collect at these things. We began wandering around checking out this delay and that stall. They had quite a large dungeon set up in a curtained area. Unfortunately no one in there seemed particularly friendly nor was anything actually happening inside of it. How dull really. I hoped that they had some demonstrations planned for later in the day or something. Now. V and I being who we are it’s difficult if not impossible to impress us when it comes to sex. Particularly speaking of mostly vanilla sex. There were no new or innovative toys (that we hadn’t already seen) to be found nor was there a heck of a lot of selection when it came to toys we were familiar with. There was only ONE stall that had Fun Factory toys and it was difficult to find suitable vibrators for a couple of our friends who had requested that we obtain for them. The selection was sad really; I was not impressed at all. Also and this is just a personal pet peeve of exploit the exhibitors seem to anticipate that everyone there is a complete idiot about sex toys. One woman in particular acted like this really middle-of-the-road toy she was demonstrating was the best thing since sliced bread. I felt like saying “You.
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http://stilettodiaries.blogspot.com/2007/10/put-that-down-please-its-not-yours.html
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